"PS - Laura, if you are reading this I am still queen of the world even though my staples are in your digestive system!"
worthless blah
yes, yes, I have been gone a long time, sorry, sorry, blah, blah, blah
my stupid blog isn't working
so I am starting a new one!
again....
pleh
fare well!

  posted by Laura @ 4:12 PM

 
"yes, yes, I like the CHINCHILLA! wah ha ha!"
warped
here's an extremely random roleplay my friend Kate and I did...
well, the beginning of it anyway. there are maybe 20-some more pages...
Haldir: *yawn*
Eowyn: lets eat panckaes!
Lorra: yes!!! I'll make them!
Frodo: Sam.....stop! you are burning the flowers!
Lorra: what? burning flowers? *stops making pancakes*
Pippin: WOW! I thought Sam was a gardner! boy was I wrong!
Lorra: you should not burn flowers, sam! it hurts their feelings!
Merry: not to mention kills them
Elithraniel: Wormtongue! Hurry in here and get me my perfume!
Wormtongue: oy. coming! *sulks in*
Frodo: *belch!* that was tasty bacon....great job Lorra!
Lorra: what? I made bacon? since when do I like bacon? oh well.
Frodo: this is great Lorra
Lorra: no problem. *returns to pancakes* la la la...
Elithraniel: Grima Wormtongue! *hits with a pan* dont step on my foot!
Lorra: hey! give that back! I was making pancakes!!!!!!
Lithy: Wormy!
wormtongue: ouch. *grumbles to self* this is not worth it....even if I do get to eat with eowyn....
Frodo: Lorra dear, could you make me some O.J.?
Eowyn: Wormtongue, you poisonous snake! I hate you and you are ugly and stupid....get a life! go away! I hate you....you goose!
: Lorra: well, okay. *wanders off to get some oranges*
Wormtongue: ....
Gollum/Smeagol: Yes! *nods* we are smarts....you hobbitses and elveses are tricksy!
wormtongue: now what have I done?
Merry: elves? where??
Legolas: here!
Haldir: Here!
Eowyn: i dislike you Wormtongue
wormtongue: what else is new?
Lithy: *hugs HER wormy* Awww! I love you!
Wormtongue: you do, lithy?
wormtongue: really??
Lithy: Yes!!!! : )
wormtongue: *cries with joy*
Lithy: *kisses Wormy*
merry: *shakes head* that is one desperate man
Lithy: *slaps merry* he likes ME!
merry: my point exactly
Lithy: I am faking that I had no ideal clue intellectaul......
Frodo: you are making no sense!
Lorra: that is because she is just saying big words to sound smart. she has a bit of an inferiority complex disorder. Thing.
Pip: *BURP!* yum.....ale in me coffee!
merry: ale in coffee?? now that's gross! then again...*tries some* hmm... *hiccup!*
sam: geez....I really think Master Frodo needs a nap....
Lorra: what? why? what's wrong????
Lorra: *fret, fret*
Frodo: *snooze* Sam...what are you talking about? .....Zzzzzz
Lorra: you poor thing! let me find a comfy place for you to sleep....
lithy: *grabs legolas and haldir* My elves!
lorra: haldir? oh, hello! sheesh lithy, you have man already...
lithy: who?
Lorra: *tries to carry frodo to a couch* umph! wormtongue of course
lorra: *mutters* you need to cut back on the extra meals, frodo...you're heavy for such a short person......
lithy: but he is a man....not an elf!
Lorra: exactly. wormtongue is your man. you do not need two elves as well. besides, haldir likes me better!
pippin: riiiiiiight......and I'm a hobbit! (sarcastic)
merry: pip...you are a hobbit
wormtongue: I am no one's man!
Lorra: I think you may have had too much ale, pip...*takes his cup away*
haldir: i dont like any hobbity people...only elves
lithy: ha! and I am an elf!
Lorra: *tears up* bu-bu-bu-but haldir..........
haldir: you are my friend!
Lorra: fine then! be that way! I've got frodo, I don't need you! *cuddles frodo* he's mine!
Lorra: my own!
Lorra: my hobbit!
Frodo: you are embarrasing me!
Lorra: *blinks* you were asleep a second ago
haldir: i am going to look for female elves
lithy: okay....you found one!
Galadriel: *pops up out of the ground* I am a female elf!
haldir: yuck....you old hag!
galadriel: *frowns* meanie! *pops back*
Arwen: *pops up in her place* I am a female elf too!
aragorn: hey! you are my elf!
Arwen: err....ahhh....how did you get here?
aragorn: that's not the point! how did YOU get here?
Arwen: that's not the point!
haldir: i'll take lithy.
lithy: YAY! *throws herself a party!*
wormtongue: bu-bu-bu-but....*wails* noooooo!
lithy: wormy......you said you were no one's man!
wormtongue: that's not the point!
legolas: whadddbout me?
merry: that's not the point!
pippin: I am hungry!
everyone except sam (shouting): THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
sam: then what is the point?
lorra: I *was* making pancakes but lithy *glares* stole the pan to whack wormtongue! *steals it back*
wormtonue: yeah...*rubs head* and it still hurts
merry: what happened to the pancake batter anyway?
pip: *burps* ooops!
Lorra: *grumble grumble* I'll just make more....say where is frodo?
pip: i thought it was oatmeal
merry: OATMEAL?? only you could mistake half-cooked pancake batter for oatmeal!!!!! especially because it got poured on wormtongue's head when she hit him!
frodo: AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lorra: *drops everything* what? what?
frodo: I hit my hairy foot on the dumb golden door! : )
pip: *pokes the smiley face* go away!
Lorra: oh no! are you hurt? are you bleeding? do you need help? there are some elves here, they can heal---
frodo: *falls over*
Lorra: *catches him*
sam: master frood!
pip: *belch* who? frood?
Lorra: in hitchiker's guide to the galaxy, being a frood is good
Lorra: zaphod beeblebrox always called himself the hoopiest frood in the universe
frodo: what?
sam: O_o
Lorra: nevermind.
haldir: lithy!
lithy: haldir wants me
wormtongue: *sniff, sniff* then go ahead and run away with him! nobody cares about me anyway!!!
legolas: am I neglected by my female lovers too
merry: as opposed to male lovers?
legolas: what did you say?
merry: nothing
Lorra: *boths hands covering mouth to try to keep from laughing*
lithy: lets get married Haldir!
wormtongue: *wipes away tear* go ahead. I'll just crawl into a corner and die..but don't let it ruin your wedding...
lithy: what did you say Grima?
eowyn: hahaha!!!!!!!!!! finally! : )
wormtongue: *glares at eowyn* I hate you.
eowyn: right back at ya!
Wormtongue: *bursts into tears*
theoden: did anyone realize that I am king?
aragorn: I thought I was? oh, nevermind. I am not yet king of gondor. and this isn't gondor anyway. why isn't this gondor?
Eomer: *yawn*
Gandalf: Oh! Is this some sort of demonic party?
sauroman: yes! it is! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Saruman: Ahhh! Grima there you are!
wormtongue: eep! *tries to hide face behind lithy's skirts*
haldir: hey you! *grabs wormtongue* get away from the skirts!
frodo: *hugs lorra* I wuv you!
Lorra: *blinks* I thought you were asleep? *pats head* I love you too....
sam: no! *grabs lorra from frodo* my master frodo!
Lorra: what?
rosie: my sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swenwyn: hey rosie move over! my sam!
lithy: sweny? where did you come from?
Lorra: wyni! hello! *^^*
((note: sweny ans wyni are the same person - swenwyn))
manawiel: my...er...pippin?
merry: hey!!! *cries*
manaiwel: sorry, just kidding. *pats head* my merry!
Elrond: Men are weak!!!!!!!!!!!
Lorra: where did you come from?!?!
aragorn: I am insulted!
arwen: daddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Lorra: I thought you left, arwen....
Elrond: I came from.....um....hmmm...??? I have no idea
merry: oh! I know! you popped out of the ground!
Legolas: ORCS!
Bilbo: There and back again....ah my book....*sees group* ah a party!
Lorra: *sits down on the floor* my. brain. hurts.
Lurtz: Arrr awww woaaaa!
Lorra: I thought you were dead!
Ghost of Boromir: Ah! you evil son of an elf!
Lorra: and you too!!!!!!!!!!
IGollum: hmm.......you peopleses are tricksy! lets eat a raw fish!
Lorra: eew. let's cook it first! I know a good recipie for fish!
Gimli: if I were a bit taller...I could see the crowd
Legolas: Shall I describe it to or do you want me to get you a box?
Galadriel: hmmm
Elrond: *looks around at everybody, really confused* Men are weak?
gil-Galad: In my days........men showed respect for the elves!
Lorra: *points spoon at galadriel accusingly* now I KNOW you popped back!
Isildur: i am here
Gollum: ah! lorra....my prescious
Lithy: *laughs*
Lorra: O_O I think I may want to leave. this is getting scary.
large crowd of ents: arum! arum! arum!
large crowd of ents: *smash through wall*
treebeard: *bends over* heeeeeeelllllloooooooooooooo, liiiitttlleeeeeeee nnnoooottttt - oooooooorrrccssssssssssssss...........
Lorra: I give up. this is never going to make sense.
Lorra: then again, I'm 13. I don't have to make sense!
elrond: hmm...I have came to the conclusion that all of you elves, hobbits, men *shudders*, and whatever else you are are insane
Lorra: it took you this long? man, you're dumber than I thought!
Lorra: no offense, of course
frodo: you are 13? @_@???
Lorra: err...ahhhhhh.....maybe....
Lithy: *grabs Haldir*
Lithy: *slurp*
wormtongue: *still holding onto the hem of lithy's skirt* waaaah!
Haldir: let go of Lithy you gross fiend!
wormtongue: bu-bu-bu-bu-but.....lithy likes me...she is the only one who does! *crawls away sobbing*
Celeborn: *pops through* hey! is Galadriel here?
saruman: stupid grima. *steps on him*
Galadriel(sitting on elrond's lap): ack!
Galadriel: cel-cel-cel-cel-celeborn!!!! how did you get here?
Eye of Sauron: hmmmm....I can for-see...HA! that was a good one! since I am an eye I can for-SEE!!
merry: aren't you a bit big to fit in here? and how come you aren't setting everything on fire anyway?
E.O.S and Celeborn: thats not the point!
treebeard: arum! arum! arum!
Celebrian: ?
elrond: *rampaging around shouting* MEN ARE WEAK! MEAN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE---I thought you were dead!
Celebrian: Elrond....I told you not to hang around Gil-Galad!
((note: gil-galad HATES men))
Elrond: well, you were dead!
celebrian: yes...but I am here anyway
Arwen: kiss me Aragorn
Pippin: *drunk* okay
frodo: Lorra! kiss me!
Legolas: ok!
haldir, elrond...and all elves except legolas: AH! you are a disgrace to elf lore!
legolas: lorra wants to kiss me
frodo: *growls* ar!
Lorra: no I don't! I only want to kiss frodo! (well, and haldir but let's not go into that while frodo can hear)
Lithy: *^^* where did Grima go?
E.O.S.: You all shall DIE!
wormtongue: I'm here......owies ((saroman is still standing on him))
gimli: hey look! if I stood on that *points to wormtongue* I could see better!
wormtongue: no don't!!!!!!!!
Ringwraith: hmm.... no ring here
aragorn: *throws flaming torch into ringwraith*
Tom Bambadill: Hey
Lorra: TOMMMMM!!!!!
Lorra: *throws self at tom* I love you tom!
Lorra: wait, wrong tom.
Lithy: where is Grima?
Eowyn: who cares?
Galadriel: *kisses elrond*
Celeborn: that is enough, Galdriel!!!! we are going home!!!!!!! *grabs her and slings her over his shoulder to carry her away*
Arwen: Aragorn...lets go find our selves a cozy corner
Aragorn: sounds good to me!
Elrond: *grabs Aragorn* dumb man!
Wormtongue: I told you I was here, but does anyone care? no! nobody likes WORMTONGUE!
aragorn: arr!!!!
Lithy: I love Wormtongue!
wormtongue: then save me~!!!!!!
Elrond: *starts marching around with aragorn slung over his shoulder* MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK!
Ghost of Boromir: Ar!!!
Lorra: are you still here?
G.O.B: you are insulting Gondor, lord Elrond!Elrond: of course. MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK!
Faramir and his band of Gondor outcasts: WOW! *comes through a waterfall*
Eowyn: I love you Faramir!
theodin: who said you could build a waterfall here???
theodin: and how come my wall is gone?? *points to where ents came in*
Lithy: Hey! Wormtongue is MY little man
womrtongue: little is right...I am being mushed!
........SILENCE.........
large crowd of ents: arum! arum! arum!
Lithy: *hits Sarumon with a cauldron of cheap tricks* Get off him!
Gandalf: do not take me for a cauldron of cheap tricks!
Aragorn: Hurry! By nightfall the hills will swamp over with ox! Ouch! not so tight Elrond! that hurts my back!
Eomer: ......and Rohan shall rise as one!!!!!!!!!!!!
lorra: what is this about ox? I know a good recipie for ox....
Lurtz: Arrr! Gwaaa!!! Nrraaaraaraa!!!!!!!!
merry: you again?
Lurtz: Orcs! you mean orcs! not ox!
Legolas: ORCS!
Aragorn: *holds sword up to face* I AM ARAGORN!
elrond: wha....argh! MEN ARE WEAK!
Lorra: you know, you have a serious attitude problem.
Celebrian: *grabs Elrond's ear and pulls Aragorn off him, then drops aragorn on the floor* you are going home!
wormtongue: *crawls out from under saruman's unconscious body* lithy! you saved me! I love you!!!!
arwen: oh, aragorn! *rushes up to him and kisses him*
Lithy: HALDIR!!!!!!
Lorra: where?
Lithy: under my box
Lorra: the poor thing! *gets haldir out* are you okay?
wormtongue: *cries* my own true love loves another!
haldir: *rubs head* yeah...
lithy: *hugs haldir* i love you!
Lorra: let me kiss it and make it better. *kisses haldir's forehead*
Lithy: Lorra! you shall DIE!
E.O.S.: You have a point Lithy! go Lithy!
wormtongue: but elithranielllll...what about meee??? *cries, cries*
lithy: gimmme haldir back!
Lorra: *hold on to him* no! you should take care of poor wormtongue!
Lithy: HALDIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY elf!!!
Haldir: AH! you two are strecthing me!
Legolas: *points at lurtz* ORC!!!!!
Lorra: oh, I am so sorry! here, let me kiss it better! where does it hurt?
Gimli: I need a box to see this
Legolas: *picks him up*
Legolas: this way I don't have to describe it OR get a box!
frodo: *sees lorra kissing haldir* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: master frood....
pip: there is that frood again!
Lorra: *drops haldir* what? are you hurt again? you poor dear! let me kiss it better! where does it hurt?
frodo: evil lorra!!!!!!!!
frodo: *jumps over the waterfall in the middle of the dining hall*
E.O.S: evil? who's evil? evil is good. evil means i can have another minion to do my work! if you're evil enough you can be even higher ranking that saruman!
Lorra: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps after him, even though there's no way she'll be able to swim in her big heavy clothes*
Sarumon: Lorra! since you are evil now...we shall be betrothed *jumps after Lorra*
Lorra: EEEEEEEEK!
Lurtz: Master Sarumon!!! *jumps after him*
Legolas: ORC!!!!!!! *jump after orc with arrows*
Lithy: legolas! *jumps after legolas*
wormtongue: lithy!!!!!! no! you're the only one who's ever cared!
wormtongue: *jumps after her*
....SILENCE.....
merry: no one seems to want to jump after him.
aragorn: *still kissing arwen*
Haldir: *shrug* I have to rescue Lithy from him *jumps*
sam: frood!
merry: it would be worth jumping just to figure out who frood is...*takes pippin's hand and jumps in with him after sam*
Gandalf: hmm...AH! shoot!~ that fool of a Took stole my staff and hat!*jumps*
G.O.B: I'm dead, so I don't have to worry about drowning! *jumps*
Aragorn: *still kissing arwen*
Aragorn: I shall not let the hobbits face the torment of death *jumps*
(note: aragorn jumped while still holding Arwen and kissing her between words)
elrond: come back here! men are weak! besides, my daughter's in a white gown!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * jumps*
elrond: *jumps, trying to kill aragorn*
Faramir: Eowyn my love! *jumps after*
Eomir: Eowyn my sister! *jumps too*
large crowd of ents: arum! arum! arum! *walk over edge and nearly fill the whole hole, before falling*
Tom Bombadil: *chases after tree ents* these things are funny....I will bore them with the story of my life! *jumps after the trees*
Theoden: I am KING!!!!!.....*voice trails off after jumping in*
bilbo: this could be the next chapter of my book!
bilbo: *jumps in*
all remaining things: *jump in*
E.O.S.: hmm, I'll probably make the waterfall eavorate...but then again I didn't make the house burn! *jumps--er...he hasn't got legs...um....falls in?*
.......... All appear in Helm's Deep..........
((in a large pile on the ground))
Haldir: I am still hungry
Pip: Hey! I thought I was hungry!??
Haldir: ooopss! sorry
Lorra: my brain hurts! not to mention my back!
Lorra: everyone except frodo is piled on me!
Lithy: I love Haldir *pushes Lurtz off of her*
Lurtz: MAN FLESH!
Lithy: *slaps Lurtz* I am an ELF!
Lorra: where? you know, I have a very good recipie for man flesh....
wormtongue: eeek! I am a man! lithy, protect me! *cuddles up to her in fear*
Lithy: HALDIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my love!
haldir: *hugs Lithy* you are safe!
wormtongue: I am all alone! there is no one here beside me!!!! *curls up in a corner and cries*
Lithy: *gives Haldir his first kiss*
Lorra: hey!!! *whispers to sam* it'll make him happier.
Sam: okay. *blindfolds frodo*
Lorra: *crawls over people and gives haldir his second kiss...and his third*
wormtongue: ELITHRANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! *bawls...loudly*
Haldir: *punches Grima and Lorra* gettaway!
Lorra: ouch.
Lorra: *tears up* bu-bu-bu-bu-but...I thought you liked me!
Haldir: we are friends! *hugs her*
Lorra: *does not let go*
Aragorn: *very wet, still kissing arwen*
(note: we are all wet)
Lithy: *cries* No one loves meeeeeeeeee!
Lorra: *sniff, sniff* I hit my head on something...it hurts...*forehead has tiny scratch which is bleeding a little*
wormtongue: I love you!!!!!!!!
wormtongue: Lithy!!!!!!!!
Lithy: you man!
Frodo: *rubs head with huge bump* ugnnnhh!
elrond: *stops hitting aragorn with plank he found* that's right lithy! men are weak! *resumes whacking aragorn* MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK! MEN ARE WEAK!
Lorra: *bites lip, wants to go kiss frodo's head better but also does not want to leave haldir as this may be her only chance to cuddle up with him*
Lithy: *hits Lurtz...who is trying to eat her* you orc!
aragorn: *ignoring elrond, still kissing arwen*
Legolas: ORC!

  posted by Laura @ 6:23 PM

 
arr, this is a test

  posted by Laura @ 10:38 AM

 
"Why are bessings always in disguise? If I was a blessing, I'd be naked!"
gobble
well, I am back again. Midterms are over. I got 100% on science, and 99% on english. go me!
in completely unrelated news, long ago I was the main focus of a blog entry by Yami McMoots (whose blog I wish I could compare to, but alas I am not as humorous. Or interesting, for that matter.)
anyway, go and see my one claim to semi-fame HERE!!!
wah ha ha ha!!!!!!!
*^^* anyway, again in unrelated news, I have been getting presents and giving presents. and I feel like listing.
GIVEN TO ME...
notebook with black paper and some watercolor pencils that will write in it -- from Christine
the FOTR extended version DVD! -- from Kotono
two 8 oz bars of chocolate and the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone soundtrack -- from Wyn (mm, chocolate...can you believe I've already finished the first bar?)
Tolkein's "Book of lost Tales I" and a handmade wrist-cushion for when I am using the mouse a lot -- from Erin
A neat set with soap stuff that came in the coolest giant teacup -- from Jenny
I GAVE...
a copy of "lady knight" by tamora pierce -- for Jenn
a santa nutcracker -- for Christine
a stuffed beagle -- for Jenny
a stuffed bulldog -- for Heidi
a neat AG mini*s cat set -- for Erin
a picture of a slytherin scarf -- for Kate (the real scarf is STILL on its way from england! arr.)
a lavendar-scented candle and a box of truffles -- for Wyn (I was gonna get her a poster but kate bought her the same one...)
some cat earrings -- Rachel G
a Montana liscensce plate -- Rachel B
a cool balck fan (which I am considering keeping for myself ^^;; just kidding, I'll mail it to ya...eventually...) -- for Alicia, in Leavenworth
I think there was more, but I'm bored now and what the heck I might as well go read a book
bai bai!
~Eloriane!

  posted by Laura @ 2:39 PM

 
"you are the muffin queen!"
tasty
oooh, muffins...slurp!
today and tomorrow I will be baking muffins and studying.
I have mid-terms on the 16th, 17th and 18th and I am making muffins for everyone at my school as a holiday gift / good way to start the week of mid-terms
: )
I must bake 12 dozen muffins by monday
144 muffins...and then wrap them in colored saran-wrap, tie then shut with ribbons and find a way to transport them to school
not to mention making cards for them all saying "happy holidays and good luck on midterms! <3 Laura and Erin" ((Erin is supposedly helping too -- we're gonna study together while baking tomorrow)
AND I have a piano recital tomorrow
I am a busy fool
;_;
I also must work on my math study guide
it's 8 pages long and counting...luckily I'm 2/3 of the way done
wheee
see you later!!!
~Lorra, the muffin Fiend

  posted by Laura @ 12:42 PM

 
"You are vexing me. I am terribly vexed!"
weary
ugg...
I am so tired, it isn't even funny : (
sorry I haven't written for so long
I have been exhauseted all week. at last, free time...ish.
I have two projects to do this weekend, as well as getting started on my studying for finals : ( techinally they are mid terms but they are every bit as important as finals.
I do not want to think right now, let alone move, so I am going now. perhaps I'll go to bed...
nahh, 7:00 is too early. I *am* gonna b asleep by 9...
I'll read a book
toodles! : )
~La...
(notice: I am too tired to finish typing my name!)

  posted by Laura @ 5:21 PM

 
"I died. Be back soon!"
surruptitiously
wheeeeeeeee
I love vacations
especially thanksgiving. lots of tasty food.
mmmm....
I hope you all had a good thanksgiving too!
oh, yesterday while I was cleaning my room I found my journal. I hadn't written in it since August 23, 2002. So I started writing in it again ^^
There are so many things to write about, I'm surprised I don't write in here more. oh well.
I've said it before and I'll say it again -- if you actually exist and are reading this, EMAIL ME~! Make sure you put "your blog" or something like that in the subject line so I don't delete it. ^^
Well, gotta go. I need to start my christmas shopping. Let's see, I will get Brian a chinese checkers game and I will get David a big white kougra plushie and........
bai bai!
~Elori-o


  posted by Laura @ 1:14 PM